There is one symptom that 95% of pregnant women have at least ONCE during their pregnancy. That crazy pregnancy dream that just makes you go WHAT THE HECK? when you wake up! I’ve been having them nightly anymore and let me tell you! I have been wondering who is smoking something good when I’m sleeping! Seriously I think someone is busting out the good ole Indian Pipe cause these are beyond crazy!

DREAM #1

We all know Kadi Prescott right? Well if not then you should! Well I was surprised when she showed up on my doorstep! I was incredibly excited when she told me that she had to drive to do the TV shoot that needed done. So I told her she was spending the night with us. I was even more surprised to see that she drove her huge passenger van all the way here when it was just her. I decided to take her shopping and we had so much fun. But afterwards we were leaving the parking lot and I noticed a small pipe sticking out of the road. It was probably like 2 inches tall so should have been no big deal, right? WRONG! I panicked and told Kadi not to drive over it. Next thing I know her van has vanished. POOF! A total Dude Where’s Your Car moment. But it was all cool cause we were riding around on a moped and it was as if we had always been riding this thing! This is what we looked like.

I’m not real sure what happened to our shopping finds. Then Kadi wanted to see a farm. So I took her to this farm I knew. We drove the moped around the different cages and seen all sorts of animals. Our favorite were the chickens. They had little chickens and mama chickens but they also had chickens bigger than us! How cool is that. I bet one of these eggs would feed our large families! I was so glad that Kadi got to come visit me. 

THE DREAM #2

We’ve all heard of those stupid Zhu Zhu Pets that have wormed their way into our homes and killed our wallets before Christmas. Well everyone’s but mine! I refused to fight for one knowing that I could get my hands on them later if I was patient and still wanted one. So tonight I woke up from a dream and was completely flabbergasted. I was visiting a random family member’s house. I went upstairs and asked if they still had problems with the birds flying in now that the insulation was up. Just at that moment, a flock of birds came tearing through the insulation and back out a window. Holy crap! Then there was one that came straight for me. I jumped under the covers and tried to hide. But it was relentless. When I peeked out, I realized it had two beady eyes and a long tail. This was NOT a bird! No it was a black Zhu Zhu Pet! Maybe I smelled like cheese or something but it wouldn’t stop trying to attack me. Next thing I know, my brother runs up the stairs and catches it! I start screaming to just throw it out the window when I pull the blanket off my face. That’s when I realize the Zhu Zhu pet is now a little black haired baby boy! So just like a Quarterback, he starts to throw him straight out the window.

Then COUGH COUGH COUGH. I get woke up to coughing! But I’m telling you, these hormones are making my brain work too much at night!