Ok so Trisha Haas over at Momdot has given us a challenge. (PS Trisha you need to do this more often! How fun!) I’m supposed to introduce myself. Really? Do you REALLY want to know me? Seriously think about that question before continuing. I might be a little um Out There. To say the least. Let’s skip the basics. If you don’t know my name by now then you obviously need to interact with me more or I just need to tell you again!

Hello My name is Gena. wow BORING! Seriously I suck at this kind of thing! Meeting new people can be scary for me because in the beginning I am guarded and shy. So if you do meet me in person, relax! Take a deep breath and offer me a donut. This way I don’t eat your hand cause I am generally hungry. Wow look at that you are getting to know a little bit more about me. Okay maybe I’m not too bad at this thing. So here is some more useful useless information. I can put it all out there. Honestly because sometimes I type before I think. In person I am a little more reserved unless that half a glass of wine is kicking in. Whoa watch out!

As you know, I have a large family. So to say I am a prude might be a bit over the top. Not that my husband complains. I am actually a huge advocate and think it’s silly when women say they only have sex every few months or some crap like that. Seriously?? I am a total bitch if I’m not getting it REGULARLY! For those who don’t know we are on #7! It is completely amazing to have a large family! For those naysayers, well get suck an egg!

Because we do have a large family and I obviously stay at home. My husband, Stoney, works two jobs. His first and most important job is a deputy for our county. He is AMAZING at it if I do say so myself. He’s also on the SWAT team here. Because his schedule has him working 4 days on and 4 days off, that leaves plenty of time for another job. He works at a packing plant on the side. For those who don’t know what a packing plant is, that’s the nice way to say “slaughter house” or “butcher shop”. It’s kind of a nice break for him from his regular job. Which as any law enforcement officer’s family knows is important!

Okay so see this is getting easy! You know a little bit more about me and about my family. Maybe I’ll end with a little bit more about me. Afterall it’s fun to talk about ME! This is the only place I can talk about ONLY me and pretend someone gives a shit. I am addicted to MomTv so much that I even started my own MomTv show. The show is where I pretend to be a guru like all these other people. Okay so I don’t pretend to be a guru cause I’m honest like that. I’ll tell you straight up. I have no flipping clue what I’m talking about but it sure sounds good! (or maybe it is a little more than that you’ll have to watch and see!). I also love Momdot forums, twitter and Facebook. Hey it’s better than being addicted to crack or something like that!

I also am addicted to my webcam. It’s usually always on and I am usually making dumb faces just because I can! It’s also proof I need some sort of a life! LOL For those who know me, might have seen that I am a natural helper. I love to help people and I love to cheer people on. I tend to give all of myself to complete strangers just to make their day. But beware that doesn’t mean I’m an angel. You disrespect my kids, family, friends or myself I will not stand for it. The claws come out and the horns shine through. I have been known to be a major bitch. I also take pride in that because I refuse to lay down and let others walk on me. I don’t think anyone should! I don’t believe in keeping your mouth shut and letting that person continue to tear you down.

I also have a thing against fake people! Seriously if you can’t love yourself enough to be real, then stay away! I don’t care enough to get to know you. Be yourself. Accept responsibility for your actions and be kind to others. If ONLY people knew how to do this! I love to keep my eyes open and look at others’ points before disagreeing with them (MOST THE TIME). If you come at me with your attitude, my ears tend to hear BLAH BLAH BLAH. Now I have 5 minutes before I have to get these girls loaded up and into the car for a doctor appointment! Hope you have enjoyed getting to know me a little more. Remember if you ever have any questions, ASK! Also be sure to leave a comment so I can get to know you too!