Dear Santa…I promise I’ve been good.

Dear Santa,

I know that Linda told you I was misbehaving this year but it’s only because I wouldn’t share my Bon Bons. She was kind of bitter. I know sharing is nice but this baby boy loves his Bon Bons. So that’s justification right?

Now since that’s out of the way, let’s get down to the nitty gritty. My Wish List. Since we all know that moms don’t get what they want, I’m telling asking you. Hopefully you will listen and bring me what my heart so desires this year for Christmas.

• I really could go for a new camera. See I want a new DSLR so I can take pictures of all these kids. Gotta capture the moments right?
• Next I would be forever indebted to you if I got a new mini van. I need some way to get all these kids around.  I’m really tired of listening to them whine when they are pulling the wagon.
• I need a new maid. You see the current one just ran away with the pool boy. The worst part is they took the booze AND the pool!
• Hence why I am asking for more booze. When the baby gets here I’ll need that stash to sleep!
• I could also use some more Maternity Clothes. My neighbors are tired of seeing me in the buff.
• Feel free to sponsor me for the EVO Conference next summer too.

See I’m not really asking for THAT much am I? Of course this little guy needs a few things as well. Please don’t forget him this year!

• Cariboo Gentle Motions Bassinet. You see this would really help mama get some sleep plus it’s so different than anything I’ve ever seen before!
• Micralite Toro Newborn System. This stroller looks so neat! He needs something to lay in when we are walking.
• Tummy Tub. Oh this would make bathtime so much easier!
• Bath Cape. Let’s face it, the pink one I have might not be best for a little boy! (did I say that, a BOY!)
• Bummas. I love these cloth wipes. Once again all mine are girly. They do make excellent wipes for rashes and I need something to prevent me from getting peed on!

So there is my list and the baby’s list. Doable right? Thanks so much!

Love,

Gena

Just to be clear, this is MY list and I was not compensated for the links.