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7 Comments 27 August 2009

Remember the wedding from hell? Well we got the bridal shower out of the way and was looking forward to the Bachelorette party. I have to say it was the best! For those who don’t know, my dad is a bachelor. He jokes all the time that his house is a Bachelor Pad. What better place to hold a Bachelorette party than at a Bachelor Pad!

We started off by having Safe Sex On The Beach. It was delicious! Especially using a dirty straw! Then we started playing Pin the Junk on the Hunk. It was quite entertaining. Then we played an adult version of Ring toss. But what fun is using our hands, so we used our mouths.

What is a party without some yummy cake! I have to say that I am proud of my cakes! I made them all by myself. They look really awesome don’t they!  I wasn’t sure what color I was going to use. I googled flesh colored frosting and came up with the easy task of

8 yellow drops

6 red drops

2 green drops

I have to say the color was near perfect! Then of course what is a penis cake without hair and a little bit of the jiz.

Half way through our party, the bachelor himself made an appearance. He may not be as hot as most people see on shows like The Bachelor. But hey at least he was a good sport. So what is the punishment for crashing a GIRL only Bachelorette party? Playing Pin the Junk on the Hunk of course! But shhh, he didn’t know what was going on. He allowed us to blindfold him and put something in his hands. That’s all he knew. We told him he had to play pin the tail on the donkey. I highly doubt he believed that but hey at least he played! This was his look as soon as he figured out what he just pinned on that sexy hubba hubba. LOL

We all know that I am such a wonderful singer. Wait? What? I’m not! Oh well, it didn’t change the fact that I brought up my karaoke kit and we sang stuff like “Like  A Virgin” and “S.E.X.” I have to say that I really look forward to my sister’s upcoming nuptials. This was just the beginning of the fun!

Do you have any fun Bachelorette parties to share?

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My name is Gena! I am a woman, friend, mom, wife and more. I am married to my best friend, Stoney. He is a deputy and works part time at a slaughter house. We have 5 kids at home. Ashley 11, Isabelle 7, Sydnee 4, Kambree 2, and Myles. I have 2 stepkids that are 12 and 7 too. It makes for a busy, fun and crazy life!

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  1. My jaw just hit the floor. :-0

    Let’s just say this…I’ve NEVER been to a bachelorette party in my life…didn’t even have one myself before my wedding. Wow! That’s some crazy stuff. LOL And yes, your penis cakes came out quick….realistic.
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  2. admin says:

    Cat I never had one either and this was the first one I’ve ever been to! Of course I was throwing it! LOL

  3. So was the cake as good as it looks ;)

  4. admin says:

    Oh yes AJ! it was yummy!!

  5. Sharon says:

    Sounds like a lot of girl fun!!! ;)

    Found you via MBC and am now following!
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  6. Stefanie says:

    OMG! That cake is so funny! lmao Sounds like ya’ll had a great time! No fun party stories here! :(

    *Btw, I gave you an award on my blog! *Smooches*
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  7. Tori says:

    LOL! What’d you use as the mold for the cakes????
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